When will I get my stuff?
We dutifully and ceremoniously disseminate all dry goods at the end of each week.
I live on the other side of the world, will you ship to me?
As much as we love our friends across the globe, we aren’t set up to ship outside the US at this time.
Ok so assuming I’m a compatriot, what do you charge for shipping?
Don’t even worry about it. Our pricing already includes shipping costs.
Do you charge sales tax?
Only if you’re lucky enough to live in Minnesota. We’re not required to charge sales tax in any other state.
Will you accept my hard-earned Bitcoins as payment?
Sorry, no Bitcoins. We DO accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, PayPal, and Apple Pay.
Can I place my order over the phone?
Nah, sorry. Do you even still call people? Just buy stuff from our online shop like a normal person.
My order arrived damaged. WTF?
It wasn’t busted when we shipped it, promise! Just send us a photo of the damage and we’ll send off a replacement or a refund.
The thing I want is out of stock, but I want it!
Let us know, maybe we’ll make more of the thing if enough people complain.
Do you sell wholesale?
Wow you must really like our stuff. Hit us up and we’ll see if we can make a deal.
So what are you gonna do with all my top-secret info?